(via itsrainingmen)
Michael Biserta, of the FDNY.
I’d consider setting my own house on fire if it meant this gorjus man was to rescue me.
miranda priestly: the details of your incompetence do not interest me. tell simone i’m not going to approve that girl she sent me for the brazilian layout. i asked for clean, athletic, smiling; she sent me dirty, tired, and paunch. and rsvp yes to michael kors’ party. i want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp. then call natalie at glorious foods and tell her no, for the 40th time, no, i don’t want dacquoise, i want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. then call my ex-husband and remind him that the parent/teacher conference at dalton tonight. then call my husband. ask him to please meet me for dinner at that place i went to with mossimo. also, tell richard i saw all the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers and they’re all so deeply unattractive. is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? am i reaching for the stars here? not really. also i need to see all the things that nigel has pulled for gwyneth’s second cover try. i wonder if she’s lost any of that weight yet. who is that?
I am going to be this important one day. :/
You work for Disney.
What precisely does THAT mean?
Naked Justin Thomas Clynes
stoppppppppppppp.
off the box
More than reblog-worthy.
miranda priestly: the details of your incompetence do not interest me. tell simone i’m not going to approve that girl she sent me for the brazilian layout. i asked for clean, athletic, smiling; she sent me dirty, tired, and paunch. and rsvp yes to michael kors’ party. i want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp. then call natalie at glorious foods and tell her no, for the 40th time, no, i don’t want dacquoise, i want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. then call my ex-husband and remind him that the parent/teacher conference at dalton tonight. then call my husband. ask him to please meet me for dinner at that place i went to with mossimo. also, tell richard i saw all the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers and they’re all so deeply unattractive. is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? am i reaching for the stars here? not really. also i need to see all the things that nigel has pulled for gwyneth’s second cover try. i wonder if she’s lost any of that weight yet. who is that?
I am going to be this important one day. :/
My mom made Spam, egg, and cheese sandwiches for breakfast. Win!!
(Please don’t tell me how weird/gross Spam is. It tastes good when you don’t think about that. No, I am not Hawaiian.)
