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dailycuteboy:

meniwouldmarry:

(via itsrainingmen)

Michael Biserta, of the FDNY.

I’d consider setting my own house on fire if it meant this gorjus man was to rescue me.


LOL@Tony. I found it funny. (In reference to Martha Stewart, obvs.)

LOL@Tony. I found it funny. (In reference to Martha Stewart, obvs.)



darrenbrockes:

holdens:

andrewwoj:

miranda priestly: the details of your incompetence do not interest me.  tell simone i’m not going to approve that girl she sent me for the brazilian layout.  i asked for clean, athletic, smiling; she sent me dirty, tired, and paunch.  and rsvp yes to michael kors’ party.  i want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.  then call natalie at glorious foods and tell her no, for the 40th time, no, i don’t want dacquoise, i want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote.  then call my ex-husband and remind him that the parent/teacher conference at dalton tonight. then call my husband. ask him to please meet me for dinner at that place i went to with mossimo. also, tell richard i saw all the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers and they’re all so deeply unattractive. is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? am i reaching for the stars here? not really. also i need to see all the things that nigel has pulled for gwyneth’s second cover try. i wonder if she’s lost any of that weight yet.  who is that?

I am going to be this important one day. :/

You work for Disney.

What precisely does THAT mean?



faultytext:

markmyblog:

thewarindrew:

meniwouldmarry:

Naked Justin Thomas Clynes

stoppppppppppppp.

off the box

More than reblog-worthy.


Playing Airline Manager on Facebook. Nerdy, right?



andrewwoj:

miranda priestly: the details of your incompetence do not interest me.  tell simone i’m not going to approve that girl she sent me for the brazilian layout.  i asked for clean, athletic, smiling; she sent me dirty, tired, and paunch.  and rsvp yes to michael kors’ party.  i want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.  then call natalie at glorious foods and tell her no, for the 40th time, no, i don’t want dacquoise, i want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote.  then call my ex-husband and remind him that the parent/teacher conference at dalton tonight. then call my husband. ask him to please meet me for dinner at that place i went to with mossimo. also, tell richard i saw all the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers and they’re all so deeply unattractive. is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? am i reaching for the stars here? not really. also i need to see all the things that nigel has pulled for gwyneth’s second cover try. i wonder if she’s lost any of that weight yet.  who is that?

I am going to be this important one day. :/


My mom made Spam, egg, and cheese sandwiches for breakfast. Win!!

(Please don’t tell me how weird/gross Spam is. It tastes good when you don’t think about that. No, I am not Hawaiian.)




Hollaaa. Gettin’ mah DFHC coupons and such soon!

Hollaaa. Gettin’ mah DFHC coupons and such soon!




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